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{"slip": { "id": 88, "advice": "Hold the door open for the next person."}}
{"slip": { "id": 101, "advice": "Alway do anything for love, but don't do that."}}
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{"fact":"In 1987, cats overtook dogs as the number one pet in America (about 50 million cats resided in 24 million homes in 1986). About 37% of American homes today have at least one cat.","length":178}
{"fact":"Female cats tend to be right pawed, while male cats are more often left pawed. Interestingly, while 90% of humans are right handed, the remaining 10% of lefties also tend to be male.","length":182}
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